A man was driving a car in Texas when a policeman stopped him. The man said to the policeman, ¡°Is there a problem, officer?¡±

¡°No problem. I just saw that you were driving very carefully and you are the winner of our competition for safe driving. You will get 5,000 dollars. Congratulations. What do you think you¡¯re going to do with the money?¡±

The man thought for a minute and said, ¡°Well, I guess I¡¯ll go get a driving license.¡±

The lady who was sitting next to the man said to the policeman, ¡°Oh, don¡¯t listen to him. He makes funny jokes when he is drunk.¡±

The man from the back seat said, ¡°I told you that we wouldn¡¯t get far in a stolen car!¡±

At that moment, there was some noise from the trunk and a voice said, ¡°Are we in Mexico yet?¡±